Never jump into a foxhole with a guy that is braver than you!   Remember, when the enemy is in range so are you.  Incoming fire has the right of way so don’t do anything stupid to draw fire; it irritates the people around you. 

Teamwork is essential; it gives the enemy someone else to shoot at.  Professionals are predictable; it is the amateurs that are dangerous.

The man that can remain cool and collected when everyone else is overcome by panic, just doesn’t know what in the hell is going on.

I spent last evening watching a couple of bewildering TV programs that seem directed at driving the public nuts. The first was something about Yellowstone Park evaporating into the greatest volcanic explosion ever encountered by man. Since I am among the senior citizens, the issue seems to be, will this damned thing explode before I do or not?

If Yellowstone evaporates first, what will that eruption do to the price of gasoline, or perhaps more importantly, what will that do to the price of Budweiser?

Prediction:  February 6th will be a night of either great joy or excruciating torment. It will be the Super Bowl of course and as good a reason as any to drop by for few drinks and great food.  It will also be the last of the good football games this season, which is simultaneously a reason for joy and depression.  Joy in anticipation of a good game and depression at the thought that we won’t see another good one until sometime in September.